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A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Delhi to Mumbai.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue,
and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep
for
four hours and then get back on the
road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill
for
Rs. 5000/- The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is
so
high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly
aren't worth Rs. 5000/-

When the clerk tells him Rs. 5000/- is the standard rate, The man
insists on
speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji,
and
then explains that the hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for
the
husband and wife to use.

But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains. Well, they are here,
and
you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could
have
taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best
entertainers from, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager
says.

But we didn't go
to any of those shows," sardarji complains again. "Well, we have them,
and
you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the
Manager
mentions, the sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The Manager is
unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to
pay. He
writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he
says,
"this check is only made out for Rs.1500/." "That's right," says the
sardarji, "I charged you Rs. 3500/- for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the Sardarji replies,
"she was
here, and you could have."

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