Tuesday, October 02, 2007

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Science

 

 

 
 
 
 
Science
 
 

In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

 

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

 

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

 

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

 

After one day, these were the results:

 

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

 

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

 

Third worm in sperm - dead.

 

Fourth worm in soil - alive.

 

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?"

 

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

 

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