Saturday, December 01, 2007

[forwards4all] The maid

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The Maid asked for a raise.
 
The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
 
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you."
 
Madam: "Who said you iron better than I?"
 
Maria: "The Master said so."
 
Madam: "Oh."
 
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
 
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
 
Maria: "The Master did."
 
Madam: "Oh."
 
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
 
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
 
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
 
(SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE.)
 
 
 
 
 
 


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