[forwards4all] School Jokes

 

Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

 

Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?

Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.

Teachear:Ramya,what about you?

Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under

my feet.

  

Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

 

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him

then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

 

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

 

Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......

japan

 

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

 

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"

Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
  

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

 

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.

Teacher:Go run after it.
 

Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?

Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

 

Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God,

are you still in there?'

 

Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight. 

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