:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Ultimate truth

Ultimate truth
( Uncanny-but true !)



Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

 

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.  

 

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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

 

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither
does Milk.

 

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

 

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.

 

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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before
you hear them speak.

 

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

 

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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.  

 

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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.

 

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.

 

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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it
is bad, it happens.

 

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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

 

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still
late.

 

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

 

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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

 

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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

 

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Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

 

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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

 

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.

 

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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull
in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

 

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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

 

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker

--
Thanks
Anurag Bhatia __._,_.___

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