[forwards4all] Fw: {funlok} : Funny Quotes.

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Funny Quotes. Love humor? Click here to join this group     Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?   Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.   One should love animals. - They are so tasty .   Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.   Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.   Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.   The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.   Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.   Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop   Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children   "Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep   There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning   "Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !   "Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!   God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.   When two's company, - three's the result!   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ ******* Next humor? Love n maths   Love cool mails? Click here to join this group Recent Topics On Funlok

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