:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Driving Styles---(Superb!!)

One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand Out Of Window…
You Are in SYDNEY …

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand On Horn…
You Are in JAPAN …

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand On Newspaper,
Foot Solidly On Accelerator…
You Are in BOSTON …

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Both Hands On Steering Wheel,
Eyes Shut,
Both Feet On Brake,
Quivering In Terror
You Are in NEW YORK …

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Both Hands In Air,
Gesturing,
Both Feet On Accelerator,
Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seat…
You Are in ITALY …

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One Hand On Horn,
One Hand On Holding Gear,
One Ear Listening To Loud Music,
One Ear On Cell Phone,
One Foot On Accelerator,
One Foot On Clutch,
Nothing On Break,
Eyes On Females In Next Car,

WELCOME TO INDIA

 

urs lovingly...
    S U S H B.E.,

                             lets live life differently

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