Thursday, November 01, 2007

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Handgun v/s Woman

 

 

 
 
 
 
 Handgun v/s Woman
 
 

The Top 10 reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman

 

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

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#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

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#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

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#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

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#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

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#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

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#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

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#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

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#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun
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