Wednesday, October 31, 2007

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:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Timepass Joke of the day

 
 

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[Math4u] Re: Calculus Help

Hi:

If you draw right triangle, LOY, with legs of length, 1 and 2), you have lighthouse (L), 'opposite point' (O), and your position (Y) as vertices.  Now, choose a point, P, on segment(OY) and let x = length of segment OP.  Then x = tan(theta), where theta = measure of angle PLO.  Moreover, dx/dt = d/dt[tan(theta)] or, dx/dt = sec^2(theta) * d/dt(theta).  Because the light makes one revolution per 15 sec, d/dt(theta) = 8pi radians/min.  When the light reaches point Y, sec^2(theta) = (sqrt(5))^2 = 5.  Therefore, dx/dt = 5 * 8pi = 40pi mi/min.

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--- In Math4u@yahoogroups.com, "luvmath03" <luvmath03@...> wrote:
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> I have just a couple of questions that are weirding me out. I think
> I should be able to get them but the unit analysis is confusing me
> more. I am just not really able to form the ininial equations and
> such.
>
> Question 1.
> A lighthouse is 1 mile off shore, due west. You are on the shore 2
> miles north of the point opposite the lighthouse. The light rotates;
> if you see the flash every 15 seconds, how fast is the beam moving
> when it passes you?
>
> I have an answer of 2/2.625 miles/sec but I don't feel its write
> since I feel like I need to use the chain rule (section we are
> in)....How would I set up an equation to relate Theta and x miles?
> when I differentiate I have d(theta)/dt and I would solve for d
> (x)/dt.
>
>
> Question 2.
> A trough is triangular in cross section, an isosceles triangle with
> sides of 12 inches and a top of 10 inches. The trough is 40 inches
> long. How fast is the depth change if you are pumping 1 cubic
> foot/min into the trough. I know the answer will depend upon the
> height of the liquid at an instantaneous time (t). I think I kind of
> have this one but just want to see another thought.
>
> Question 3.
> I am really lost here.
> A light is attached to a 13 in radius bicycle tire, at a point 8
> inches from the center. If Harvey rides the bike at 15 mph, how fast
> is the light moving up and down at its fastest.
>
> I know the light is at a point that is horizontal to the road for the
> fastest up and down point.
>
> Thanks in advance for assistance.
>
> William
>

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[forwards4all] Fwd: [Keralites] WINTER KASHMIR



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[forwards4all] Fwd: [Keralites] You have two cows



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[forwards4all] Fwd: [FFO] A Boss is Like a Diaper



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:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Dinosaur show. (wOw)

 





 
 
 
 
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:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

 




 
 
 
 
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)
 
 
 

1. You can stare at any Girl....... 

 

*************

 

2. You don't have to spend money on her. 

 

*************

 

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 

 

*************

 

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

 

*************

 


5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. 

 

*************

 

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. 

 

*************

 

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

 

*************

 

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

 

*************

 

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.  

 

*************

 

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.   

 

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

 

*************

 

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 

 

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

 

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin less. 

 

*************

 

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 

 

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

 

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17. No nonstop nonsense. 

 

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. 

 

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19. No tension. 

 

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20. You can be "urself" 

 

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

 


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