[forwards4all] Fw: {funlok} : Its all about Wives

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Sent: Wednesday, 10 October, 2007 12:11:11 AM
Subject: {funlok} : Its all about Wives

 

Its all about Wives Love humor? Click here to join this group     My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.   ************   My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.   ************   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .   ************   I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."   ************   The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.   ************ I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.   ************   My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.   ************   Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.   ************   A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ************   A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."   ************ *   It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. ************ *   Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. ************ *   A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."   ************ **   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.   ************ ** Next Fun? I've some doubts..   Love cool mails? Click here to join this group Recent Topics On Funlok

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