66.
Wait, I'm going to tell your Mom that every now and then you go on the 'internet'!
Uncle, please don't mention it to her for she will come to know that I have a girlfriend!!
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67.
Why is she sitting on your chair so long?
Oh, she is warming it up for me!
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68.
No one likes you in this office!
Neither do they like you, sir!!
*****
69.
How come you are 10 children whereas we are only two?
It's because our Mom got married at the age of 18!
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70.
Why do they call him No. 7, went up to Heaven?
Because his girlfriend's roll number is 7 !
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71.
He says you are hardworking but not intelligent!!
He thinks that his only son is only intelligent!
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72.
My wife never loved me!!
Then how did you get six children!
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73.
No married man makes friendship with me!!
Because, as a bachelor, you might fall in love with their wives!
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74.
How was my singing performance in the drama competition?
Excellent! But you did not wear your dentures!!
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75.
I was the best in my singing competition, but I did not get the prize!!
It was because you did not wear your dentures!
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76.
You spoke for a short while on the phone!!
My wife doesn't permit me to speak too long as we might get a shocking telephone bill!!
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77.
He says he is not afraid to die!
He says it because he is a bachelor!
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78.
Sir, take disciplinary action against him - he is writing jokes on us in the office!!!
Sorry, he will also write jokes on me!!
*****
79.
I don't see you doing any work!!!
I also see some ladies idling their time in chit chatting, sir!
That's not your look out - it is their nature!!!
*****
80.
Why do you think I have been given an outdated Computer in the office?
Because you are the oldest lady!!
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These Jokes are out of the world. Only Samson Fernandes can write such jokes
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