[forwards4all] Know Men Better ... Funny :)

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: Oh about 45 pounds.

 

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six-pack.

 

Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

 

Q. What did God say after he created man?
A. "I can do better than this."

 

Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space, at least women will ask for directions.

 

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

 

Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. __._,_.___

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