Tuesday, November 27, 2007

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Here are somethings you may not know......



H ere are somethings you may not know......

 


1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

only on one row of the keyboard.

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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you

Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the

toughest tongue twister in the English language.

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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to


Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck

and die.

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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from

History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;

" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.

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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs

in the air, the person died in battle. If the

horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural

causes.

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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and

laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

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20. A snail can sleep for three years.

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21. All polar bears are left handed.

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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive

from each salad served in first-class.

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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over

million descendants.

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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in

your ear by 700 times.

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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.





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Thanks & Regards


Sendil Kumar J

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