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Funny Thoughts On Exercise Love humor? Click here to join this group     I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ********** My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. **********  I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. ********** The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. ********** I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. ********** I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ********** The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. ********** I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. ********** If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ********** Next humor: Going to Propose a Girl ? Love cool mails? Click here to join this group Recent Topics On Funlok

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