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The Maid asked for a raise. The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than I?" Maria: "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?" Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." (SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE.) | | |
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