[forwards4all] Sardarji Jokes

 

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will start investigating now.

A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

Sardar goes to a shop to buy underwear -
After selecting one, the shopkeeper tells it costs Rs 150.
Sardar - Arre bhai, Daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi chahiye...

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says -
What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator
and asks the other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says -
YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to
dusra tere paas rahe !!!.

With Love,

Yamini

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