271.
It is a shame that he corrects your English!!
Oh, I hired him for that only !
272.
I am sorry that I broke your rib also!!
Don't worry young lady - you can give me your rib by marrying me!
*****
273.
Why is he walking in the office with his collar up?
It seems the new lady recruit called him 'sir'!
*****
274.
Why did you stop writing to his newspaper?
He warned me not to write anything on my 'corrupt' boss who is a friend of his!!
*****
275.
You have not been concentrating on your work - where is your mind wondering?
I am in 'love' with your wife, sir!!
*****
276.
Since when did he start wearing the 'wig'?
Ever since his girlfriend asked him!
*****
277.
What is she dreaming of?
Maybe of a White Christmas!
No; she is dreaming of her latest boyfriend!
*****
278.
You are coming to office in 'form' these days!
I am a married man now and it is my wife's wish that I dress well to look like a respectable husband of hers!
*****
279.
I became a victim of a pick-pocket!!
How much money was there in your purse?
A rupee; but the purse was worth a hundred bucks!
*****
280.
I am becoming senile!!
Then it is time for you to retire, sir!
*****
281
What made you choose the profession of a driver when you have many other talents?
My uncle who is also a driver, married his Director's daughter when he was her driver by falling in love with her!
*****
282.
Why are you accepting bribes to get jobs done when you are paid your salary every month?
If my Boss can accept bribes, whey shouldn't I?
*****
283.
That boss of yours is a nut and a fool of the higest order!
Don't say it again! If he hears it, he will refuse your maternity leave!!
*****
284.
Do you know that your Boss ransacked your table drawers during your absence?
And what did he find in it?
Only your jokes written on him and his staff!
*****
285.
What have you learnt in the Government office?
That hard work and honesty do not pay, but corruption pays!
*****
286.
He is not afraid to die whereas I want to live a hundred years!
It is because he is a bachelor and is fed-up of life, dear!
*****
287.
You must work like a slave and eat like a king!
Whereas I work like a king and eat like a king too!
*****
288.
When I am your Boss, why are you not calling me, 'sir'!
Because your English is very poor and I have to correct you!
*****
289.
For me, money is everything!
Whereas, for me, my wife is everything and money is something!
*****
290.
I don't have money to get married - what do you think I should do?
Marry a rich girl and be a henpecked husband, like me!
*****
291.
Why are you so upset?
You see, I proposed to her and she said she wishes to marry my nephew!!
*****
292.
What does your husband say about us?
That we are two fat 'pumpkins' who 'mock' at others!
*****
293.
Did you say that you get pension, sir?
No dear, not pension, but tension!!
*****
294.
What did the beggar say after giving him the money?
That he doesn't want the money but wants a cigarette packet!!
*****
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