A pickpocket in court
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.
The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."
The lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honor. My client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."
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Anurag Bhatia
"Nothing happens unless first we dream."
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