Wednesday, December 05, 2007

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: The Sweet Joke of the Day for Dec 05, 2007

The Sweet Joke of the Day for Dec 05, 2007 is:

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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The

material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of

us sitting here, years ago.



"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese

food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of

us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking

water.



"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all

have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that

causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"


A old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake!"

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Thanks
Anurag Bhatia

"Nothing happens unless first we dream."
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