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| | | how to look busy | | Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on... | | | 
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| | | how to look busy | | Never walk without a document People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they're going to the cafeteria. | | 
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| | | how to look busy | | Carry loads of stuff home with you at night to show that you work longer hours than you really do. | |
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| | | how to look busy | | Use computers to look busy Any time you use a computer, it looks like 'work' to the casual observer. | |
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| | | how to look busy | | If your boss catches you doing nothing official on the computer... your best defense is to claim you're learning a new software to save money. | |
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| | | how to look busy | | Messy desk Build huge piles of documents around your workspace, only top management can get away with a clean desk. | |
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| | | how to look busy | | Screen all your calls through voice mail If somebody leaves a message for pending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there. | |
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| | | how to look busy | | Look impatient & annoyed to give the impression that you're always busy. | |
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| | | how to look busy | | Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. | | 
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| | | how to look busy | | Send important e-mails at unearthly hours (i.e. 9:35pm , 7:05am , etc.)& during public holidays. | |
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| | | | Copyright © 2004 Times Internet Limited. All rights reserved. | | | | | how to look busy | | Creative sighing for effect Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure. | | | | | | |
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| | | | Copyright © 2004 Times Internet Limited. All rights reserved. | | | | | how to look busy | | It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor, etc. (thick computer manuals are the best). | | | | | | |
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| | | | Copyright © 2004 Times Internet Limited. All rights reserved. | | | | | how to look busy | | Read computer magazines & pick out all the jargon & new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. | | | 
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| | | | Copyright © 2004 Times Internet Limited. All rights reserved. | | | | | how to look busy | | MOST IMPORTANT -- DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake! | | | | | | |
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