:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point

>>>>> a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

>>>>>

>>>>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

>>>>>

>>>>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries

>>>>> with that.

>>>>>

>>>>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

>>>>>

>>>>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

>>>>> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

>>>>>

>>>>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling

>>>>> Diamonds"

>>>>>

>>>>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

>>>>>

>>>>> 8. Don t use any punctuation

>>>>>

>>>>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

>>>>>

>>>>> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

>>>>>

>>>>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

>>>>>

>>>>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera

>>>>>

>>>>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

>>>>>

>>>>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical

>>>>> Sounds All Day.

>>>>>

>>>>> 15. Five

>>>>> Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party

>>>>> Because You're Not In The Mood.

>>>>>

>>>>> 16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock

>>>>> Bottom.

>>>>>

>>>>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

>>>>>

>>>>> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,

>>>>> Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're   Loose!!"

>>>>>

>>>>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going

>>>>> To Have To Let One Of You Go."

>>>>>

>>>>> 20. And The Final

>>>>> Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To

>>>>> Someone To Make Them Smile.

>>>>>

>>>>> It's Called Therapy

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