:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Humour in a lightervein - By Samson Fernandes - Goa - India

 

Dear Mr. Anurag Bhatia - Moderator/Owner

 

Here are more jokes :

 

1.

Oh, she is reading the Holy Bible in the office!!!  Give her as much work as possible, to keep her busy!!!

There is hardly any work Sir due to slack tourist season!!

*****

2.

Why don't you come to office with your car, madam?

Oh dear, I do not have sufficient money to buy petrol every day!!  I purchased the car to envy my neighbor!

*****

3.

When you have so much wealth, why don't you buy a mobile phone, sir?

No one phones me, dear !!

*****

4.

Your teenaged daughter makes faces at me!!

Becuase you 56-year-old-butler said that you want to marry her!

*****

5.

I can't believe that you are B.Sc.!!

Of course, I am!

Then which subjects did you take in B.Sc.?

Arts!

*****

6.

Can you tell me something about tourism industry in Goa?

Yes, Sir!  That the 'phonren' tourists bring in a lot of phoren exchange to Goa!

*****

7.

What will you do if I die before you, my sweet heart?

I shall be the first one to come to your funeral!

*****

8.

What was that 56-year-old bachelor confiding in you softly?

That a young nurse fell in love with him when he was admitted in a hospital !

*****

9.

Your command of English is very poor - how did you pass your graduation?

By copying, sir!!

*****

10.

How did you feel in using the Chairman's toilet?

Oh, I felt like a Chairman too!

*****

 

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